Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1: Puerto Vallarta

Luxury on the water is fun, even on a schedule. This private sail in Puerto Vallarta covers the Bay of Banderas cruise and a relaxing beach stop, all wrapped in an all-inclusive setup.

I also like that you can customize where you go in Bahia de Banderas, rather than being herded onto a rigid route. Plus, it’s built for groups, so the vibe stays social without you doing any work.

I love the brand-name open bar and how it stays ready throughout the trip. I also love the on-board fresh ceviche and guacamole, because it’s not just snacks thrown on a plate.

One thing to plan for: you’ll need to be organized about the meeting point. Hotel pickup and drop-off aren’t included, and you’re required to choose your meeting place before the reservation is finalized.

Key Things That Make Limousine of the Sea 1 Worth Your Time

• All-inclusive drinks: water, coffee, juices, sodas, beer, wine, tequila, margaritas, and more
• Fresh food made for the ride: ceviche, guacamole, and blue corn chips
• Water toys included: snorkel gear, kayaks, paddle boards, water mattress, and water tubes
• A private group experience: only your party is on board
• Crew energy that keeps the day moving: including a hype-style DJ vibe with Ricky, plus active drink service
• Photo add-on that’s built into the outing: souvenir photos are available for purchase at the end

The Big Idea: Why a Private Yacht in Banderas Bay Feels Different

This is the kind of Puerto Vallarta experience that makes you stop thinking about “activities” and start thinking about time. Instead of squeezing in sights between bus rides, you’re on a boat for about four hours, with the coastline and Bay of Banderas doing most of the work.

The private part matters. When it’s just your group, you’re not waiting for strangers to finish taking photos, and you can actually enjoy the rhythm of anchoring, swimming, and relaxing. It also makes a big difference for special occasions, like wedding-week parties, birthdays, or groups that want one shared moment without planning it down to the minute.

The 4-Hour Itinerary: Puerto Vallarta Cruise, Then Playa Chica Locca

You start with a cruise along the Puerto Vallarta coastline and around the Bay of Banderas. The feel here is simple: you get out on the water, enjoy the open views, and settle into the day before you slow down.

Stop 1: The Puerto Vallarta Coastline Cruise

This portion is about getting the scenery fast. You’re cruising, so you see more than you would from shore, and the air usually feels cooler than in town.

You can also customize your private route within Bahia de Banderas. In real terms, that means you’re not stuck with a one-size-fits-all plan, which is handy if your group wants more time near certain areas or prefers a more relaxed pace.

What to expect during the cruise: more time to chat, sip, and take in the coastline while the crew handles the flow. It’s designed to feel easy rather than structured.

Possible drawback to keep in mind: customization can only happen within the tour’s real-world timing and conditions. If your group wants a very specific spot, bring it up early so expectations match what’s feasible.

Stop 2: Playa Chica Locca (About 2 Hours)

Then you shift to a beach stop at Playa Chica Locca. This is where the day turns from cruising to lingering. The beach time is listed at about two hours, which is enough time to get in the water, eat, and still have time to just chill.

Playa Chica Locca is framed as a secluded-access experience (reachable by boat). For you, that’s the advantage: you’re not fighting for space on a crowded shoreline, and the water activities feel like part of the same event, not separate add-ons.

How Playa Chica Locca typically works on board: you anchor, the water toys and snorkel gear come into play, and the crew keeps everything moving while you do what you want—swim, float, paddle, or just hang out.

Open Bar Reality Check: What Included Alcohol Actually Means

The open bar here is one of the major reasons people choose a tour like this. The key detail is that it’s not limited to one or two drinks. The list includes water and coffee, juices, sodas, mineral water, plus mixed drinks and spirits like tequila, margaritas, beer, wine, and options like pina coladas and champagne.

For your group, that matters because you’re not doing mental math every time someone orders. You’re also not stuck choosing between “something fizzy” or “something sweet.” If you’ve got a mixed crowd—people who want cocktails, people who just want beer, and people who want a non-alcoholic option—this set-up covers all of those needs.

Practical tip: if you have drink preferences (for example, tequila-based cocktails only, or you prefer beer/wine), tell the crew early. That helps them keep service smooth once you’re settled at anchor.

The Food Part: Why Ceviche and Guacamole Are a Big Deal Here

On board, the included snacks include freshly made ceviche, guacamole, and blue corn chips. This is the difference between “we fed you” and “we built the meal into the vibe.”

Food on a boat has two jobs. First, it has to be tasty enough that you’re excited to eat while the sun is on you. Second, it has to be easy to enjoy without turning into a formal dinner.

This setup hits both: light, fresh, and designed for a day on the water. Ceviche and guacamole are especially perfect for swimming-and-sun days, because they feel fresh rather than heavy.

What you should do

Plan to eat shortly after you’re settled—either during the cruise or after you anchor. That way you’re fueled before you start snorkel/paddle time, and your group doesn’t end up grazing randomly throughout the day.

Water Sports Included: How to Use the Gear Without Wasting Time

This tour includes snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, a water mattress, and a water tube. That’s a lot of options for a half-day, and it’s great when you’ve got different energy levels in your group.

Here’s how I’d approach it so the gear doesn’t become a pile you don’t use:

• If your group is new to snorkeling: start with snorkel gear during the calmer beach portion, when you can get comfortable first.
• If you’ve got mixed skill levels: paddle boards and kayaks work well when someone wants to explore and someone else just wants a slower pace.
• If you want pure relax time: water mattress and water tubes are perfect for floating while the food and drinks keep coming.

The best part is you’re not paying extra for the basics. You’re also not hunting around for rentals once you’re already on the water, which is where these trips usually turn into hassle.

Crew, Music, and Photos: What Makes the Day Feel Like a Party

The service style is a big part of why people rate this so highly. The crew is described as attentive and quick with drinks, and the energy tends to feel like a celebration rather than a quiet sightseeing cruise.

Music comes up again and again, including a hype-music approach with Ricky. If your group likes to keep things lively, this is one of those cruises where the vibe feels intentional, not accidental.

Photo opportunities you don’t have to manage

Souvenir photos are available for purchase, and you’ll have someone on board taking pictures so you’re not passing around phones every time something happens. That’s a real quality-of-life upgrade, especially for groups that want a record of the day without doing a production.

If you want personal control of the playlist

One review detail that’s worth noting: a guest said they could hook up their phone to play DJ. If that sounds like your idea of fun, ask on board early and be ready with your music beforehand.

Bathrooms and On-Board Comfort: The Unsexy Details That Matter

A yacht day can be great until someone has to track down basics. Here, bathrooms are available on board, which is a simple comfort win.

Also, you’ll want to use sun decks and plan for shade. This kind of boat tour works best when your group rotates between sun and cooling off, especially during the beach stop.

My practical advice: bring and reapply sunscreen, bring water if your group prefers extra hydration beyond the open bar, and plan sunglasses for the cruise portion when the light can be intense.

Logistics That Can Make or Break Your Experience

This is where you should be a little strict with yourself.

Meeting point rules you must follow

Hotel pickup and drop-off aren’t included. The tour also requires that you choose your meeting place before submitting the reservation. That’s not optional, so figure it out early.

If you need a different meeting point or some help getting to the meeting area, the owner Gil can help. That’s a useful detail if your group is staying outside the densest parts of town.

Pickup offered, but don’t assume curb-to-yacht

The listing notes pickup offered, but also states hotel pickup and drop-off aren’t included. That combination usually means you should expect help getting to a meeting location rather than a full door-to-door service.

So don’t wait until the day of the trip to figure it out. Ask questions before you lock it in.

Price and Value: Is $6,455 Actually a Good Deal?

The price is listed as $6,455 per group, up to 15 people, for about four hours. That sounds steep at first glance, but yacht pricing rarely works like “per person” in the way we’re used to on buses or walking tours.

Here’s why it can still be good value:

• You’re paying for a private boat, not just seats on a shared vessel.
• Drinks are genuinely included, with a named open bar.
• Food is included (ceviche, guacamole, chips), not just crackers and fruit.
• Water sports gear is included, which would cost extra if you rented it separately.

For a group of 10 to 15, the math becomes less painful, especially when you factor in that most people end up spending on drinks and water activities anyway. For smaller groups, it can be pricier—so it’s best when your party is large enough to spread the cost.

My rule: if you can fill most of the group size and you want the all-inclusive part (drinks + food + water toys), this tends to feel like a strong buy. If you’re a couple looking for quiet time, you might find other options that cost less, depending on your priorities.

Who This Private Boat Tour Fits Best

This tour is a strong match if you want:

• A private Puerto Vallarta outing with no strangers involved
• A group-friendly mix of chill time and water play
• An all-inclusive plan where you don’t have to track what everyone orders
• A “show up and enjoy” day with a crew handling the flow

It also fits well for celebrations. One of the most repeated vibes from the on-board stories is how the day becomes a highlight—especially when you want a group memory with sun, music, and swimming.

If your group is the type that loves planning details, this can also work because you can customize where you go in Bahia de Banderas. But if you’re the type who hates logistics, you’ll need to lean on Gil for meeting point clarity and do your end of the prep early.

Should You Book Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1 in Puerto Vallarta?

Yes, if your group wants an all-inclusive private boat day with a serious drinks-and-food setup and built-in water activities. The combination of an open bar, fresh ceviche and guacamole, and included water gear makes it feel like a complete package rather than a simple cruise.

But book with your eyes open. Be ready to choose your meeting point before you submit your reservation, and confirm the exact boat your group will board if you’re picky about appearances. The experience lives or dies on those small logistics details.

If you want a Puerto Vallarta day that feels like a treat from start to finish—without having to manage a lot yourself—this one is worth your time.