Mega Catamarans ALL INCLUSIVE Remote Paradise Beach Adventure

Quimixto and a private-feeling beach club in one day. This Mega Catamarans all-inclusive cruise is built around Playa Chica Locca (boat-only access) and a visit to Quimixto, plus nonstop food and drinks while you explore the water.

I especially like the brand-name open bar included all day, from coffee and juices to tequila, beer, wine, margaritas, and piña coladas. I also like that the active stuff is covered: snorkel gear, kayaks, paddle boards, and other water toys are included, so you can choose relaxing or getting wet without extra fees.

One thing to consider: the vibe can be loud and party-leaning, with music on during much of the day, and the schedule is tight enough that delays can shorten beach time. If you want quiet, plan for headphones or a more mellow mindset.

Key things to know before you go

• Boat-only access beach time: Playa Chica Locca feels remote and exclusive, with big lounging areas.
• All-day drink plan: An open bar runs throughout the day, with lots of options.
• Watersports included: Snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, and water toys are part of the package.
• Waterfall choices involve logistics: You can hike with guidance, or do the ATV option for cash.
• Nature sightings can be a bonus: Whales are more likely seasonally; turtles and dolphins are possible year-round.
• A party vibe shows up: Music and dancing can be constant, depending on the day and group energy.

Playa Chica Locca: the remote beach-club setup that makes this work

The whole reason this cruise feels like more than a basic boat trip is the Playa Chica Locca stop. You’re not just “visiting a beach.” You’re getting boat access to a private-feeling setup where you can spread out, switch between shade and sun, and stay comfortable for hours.

From what’s described, the beach area is set up for a mix of styles:

• lounge chairs and shaded spaces
• a swim-up bar
• an infinity pool look at the water
• easy access to jump in and swim

This matters because Quimixto is more about adventure (waterfalls, walking, optional ATV). Playa Chica Locca is where you recharge. You can do water activities early, then keep it low-key later with pool time, beach beds, and a drink in hand.

If you’re picturing a laid-back day with a little luxury, this stop is the heart of the value. And if you want action, this is where it’s easiest to rack up time in the water since the watersports gear is included.

Your 6.5-hour flow: how the day moves from Puerto Vallarta to Quimixto

Plan on a full day at sea that’s timed like a smooth loop: depart, play, get your waterfall moment, then return with the party energy.

Here’s the basic rhythm:

• Stop 1: Playa Chica Locca (about 4 hours). This is the long beach-and-water block, starting with snacks (guacamole and chips) and open bar time.
• Stop 2: Quimixto (about 1 hour). This is the transition/adventure stop, including the chance to connect with the waterfall experience via a guided hike or the ATV option.
• Return trip to Puerto Vallarta (about 1 hour). Drinks keep going, music gets louder, and this is where marine-life spotting can happen offshore.

That 4-hour stretch at Playa Chica Locca is key for two reasons. First, it lets you split your time between calm lounging and active watersports. Second, if you decide to do the ATV to the waterfall, you still have plenty of beach time before and after.

It also means you’re not stuck on the catamaran for the whole day. You spend enough time in the water and on land that the trip doesn’t feel like a long transfer.

A quick note on group size and boat comfort

The tour has a maximum of 120 people. Reviews describe the boat as comfortable, and some mention it has two levels with shaded areas. Still, with larger mixed groups, seating can get tight on the ride out, so arriving early and moving around the boat helps.

All inclusive food and drinks: what you’re actually getting

The all-inclusive part here is more than just “snacks and vibes.” Your day includes multiple eating moments plus an open bar.

Meals and snacks included

You should expect:

• breakfast items on the water (fresh fruit, muffins, coffee, juices)
• guacamole and blue corn chips as a snack
• lunch at the beach (traditional fajita style lunch with chicken, beef, rice, beans, and tortillas; vegan and vegetarian options are available)

A couple things to know from how the timing works:

• Lunch can be later in the afternoon depending on the day’s flow. One low-rating experience complained about waiting until around 2 pm for lunch, with fruit and guac being the only substantial food earlier.
• If you’re sensitive to long gaps between meals, consider packing a small snack just in case. The tour includes food, but the pacing can vary.

Open bar details (this is a big value piece)

The bar includes brand-name options and a wide range of drinks, listed as:

• water, coffee, juices, sodas, mineral water
• beer, wine, tequila
• margaritas like piña colada
• champagne

Minimum drinking age is 18.

If you’re not a drinker, the tour still works. The food options (including vegetarian/vegan) are specifically called out, and the day is set up for watersports and beach time even if alcohol isn’t your priority.

Watersports at the remote beach stop: snorkel, kayak, paddle board, and swim

This is the part you’ll feel most day-to-day. With snorkel gear, kayaks, and paddle boards included, you can build a morning that fits your energy level.

What you can do at Playa Chica Locca:

• snorkel
• kayak
• paddleboard
• swim in the ocean
• use other included water toys

One caution: water conditions can vary. A lower rating mentioned the water being rough and murky with rocks, which can reduce snorkeling enjoyment. In other words, don’t build your day on the assumption of perfect visibility. Go in ready for a swim-and-spotting experience, not a guaranteed reef show.

Water footwear and timing tips that actually matter

If you plan to spend lots of time in and out of the water, bring sunscreen and wear swim-friendly footwear. Some notes point out that the waterfall route (via ATV or hike) can involve wet areas and uneven ground. Even if you only do beach time, sun + water usually means you’ll want gear that dries fast.

Quimixto waterfalls: choose your effort level (hike vs ATV, cash needed)

Quimixto is where the day adds meaning beyond the beach club. This stop is accessed only by boat, and the experience connects to the waterfall area through a guided hike or an ATV upgrade.

Guided hike option

A common theme in guidance tips is that the hike is real. One note described the hike as about an hour each way, and it’s smart to wear proper walking shoes. People who didn’t have the right footwear found parts of the trail steep and rough.

If you want photos, local scenery, and a more “this is Mexico” feeling, the hike is the better story. Just be honest with your legs first.

ATV option for the waterfall

ATV rides are an extra cost and are cash only. You’ll reserve the option through the confirmation flow mentioned in the info, then pay the driver locally.

Some reviews add useful detail:

• ATVs can be driven by someone else, and two passengers may ride together
• one group reported paying 500 pesos per person
• the ATV route is described as going through jungle and river areas, which is part of the fun
• the horse riding option may not be available anymore from the resort side, even though earlier descriptions mention it

If you want waterfall time without paying the full hiking price, ATV is the practical compromise. You lose some of the walking views, but you gain ease and often more time to enjoy the actual waterfall swimming.

The return to Puerto Vallarta: music, dancing, and marine life spotting

On the way back, the mood shifts from beach-and-water to cruise energy. There’s open bar time, dancing, and a general party soundtrack.

Marine-life sightings

There’s a chance to see sea life while you’re cruising near the surface:

• December to April: keep an eye out for humpback whales
• all year: turtles, dolphins, manta rays, and sea birds are possible

It’s not a guarantee, but the opportunity is real enough that it’s worth hanging near the rail when the captain slows down.

Photos on the way home

You can buy photo packages from the photo team after the ride. One note says a digital photo album is shared within 24 hours, with purchase options through their retail setup.

Price and value check: why $135 can make sense here

At $135 per person for roughly 6 hours 30 minutes, value depends on what you plan to do.

This price is best justified if you want:

• all-inclusive drinks
• multiple watersports with gear included
• a real beach-club style day (not just a random landing)
• optional waterfall access

If you’d otherwise pay for:

• a boat tour
• snorkeling gear rental
• water activities
• lunch
• drinks

…this package starts looking like a bundled day out. Even a couple low points don’t change the core structure: your day includes food at multiple points and a long, anchored beach stop where you can use included equipment for hours.

Where value can feel weaker

If you’re expecting a perfectly maintained, resort-level facility every day, be aware that at least one low rating complained about pool and bar wear-and-tear and missing towels. Most other comments describe nice facilities, including very clean bathrooms. Still, it’s fair to say this kind of remote location lives with wear from sun and saltwater, and maintenance can vary.

Also, if you get food-timing unlucky (late lunch) or the departure runs late, your beach time can feel rushed. That’s not unique to this tour, but it’s the main way the value math can feel worse.

Meeting point, port security, and practical logistics (don’t get stuck waiting)

Two operational details can make or break your morning stress level.

Port entry and security

The departure is from a federal maritime port at Puerto Mágico. That means:

• you pass through security
• you might be subject to searches
• there’s a strict no-drug policy, including electronic cigarettes, vapes, and any kind of drug
• avoid bringing restricted items, including certain liquids that may be scrutinized

Bring your mobile ticket and your IDs. Keep your plan simple.

Meeting place matters

The info stresses that you must choose your meeting place before submitting. If you skip that step, you can get tangled up at check-in. You’ll also need to verify whether you’re using a shuttle or meeting directly at the port, since hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

Port passes confusion

One review mentioned being told to buy port passes at the check-in point, but that the tour provides port entry fees as part of the package. If you hear you need to pay extra for port entry, double-check what’s already included before handing over money.

Who should book this catamaran adventure from Puerto Vallarta

This fits best if you want:

• a full, all inclusive day with drinks and food included
• beach time plus watersports without extra rentals
• the option to level up to waterfalls (hike or ATV)
• a social, energetic atmosphere where music and dancing can happen on the cruise back

It’s less ideal if you:

• want a quiet day with lots of escape-from-noise space
• have trouble with steep walking or you want to avoid uneven ground entirely (ATV helps, but that still needs cash)
• are relying on perfect snorkeling visibility every time

Should you book Mega Catamarans ALL INCLUSIVE Remote Paradise Beach Adventure?

Book it if you’ll use the included watersports, you’re okay with a party-style cruise back, and you want your day built around a private-feeling beach club at Playa Chica Locca plus a Quimixto waterfall option. The all-inclusive drink setup and the long beach block are what make the price feel reasonable.

Skip or rethink if you’re noise-sensitive, you hate tight timing, or you’re planning to do the waterfall hike without proper shoes. And since ATV is cash only, bring the right money so you don’t lose time at the critical moment.

If you want the best outcome, go with sunscreen, water-ready footwear, and a small snack plan in case lunch runs later than you expect. That combo keeps the day fun even when weather or routing shifts.

FAQ

How long is the Puerto Vallarta to Quimixto catamaran day?

It’s about 6 hours 30 minutes total. The schedule is roughly 4 hours at Playa Chica Locca, about 1 hour at Quimixto, and about 1 hour on the return trip.

Is hotel pickup and drop-off included?

No. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

What’s included in the open bar?

The tour includes brand-name open bar items such as water, coffee, juices, sodas, mineral water, and mixed drinks. Listed options include margaritas like piña colada, beer, wine, tequila, and champagne.

Are snorkeling and other water activities included?

Yes. Snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, and all water toys are included.

Is lunch included, and are vegetarian or vegan options available?

Yes. Lunch is included, and vegan and vegetarian options are available. The tour also includes breakfast items and snacks.

Do I need cash for the ATV or horse ride to the waterfalls?

Yes. Any ATV or horse ride is pay cash only.

Is there an adult age limit for drinks?

Yes. The minimum drinking age is 18 years.

What should I know about security at the port?

You must pass through federal maritime port security at Puerto Mágico, and you may be searched. There is a strict no-drug policy, including electronic cigarettes and vapes, and you should avoid bringing restricted liquids or prohibited items.